Naughty List Office – Official Naughty List Reports & Funny Festive Notices
Want to report someone to the naughty list?
The Naughty List Office™ (a definitely not made-up department in charge of reviewing Christmas behaviour) is officially open for festive business.
Report someone deserving of the naughty list, we'll handle the paperwork and make sure they receive their warning!
Our complete prank package
THE FULL NAUGHTY EXPERIENCE™ (Most Popular)
Includes:
🎄 Official Naughty Notice
🎄 Lump of Coal or Broken Candy Cane
🎄 Anonymous Naughty Text Alert
🎄 Personalised details
🎄 Priority Elf Processing
Perfect for: the friend who needs a “gentle Christmas reality check.”
the classic.
THE NAUGHTY NOTICE™
A physical Naughty List Warning delivered straight to their door — complete with a festive “penalty” (coal or candy cane).
Funny, harmless, iconic.
surprise text alerts
THE NAUGHTY LIST TEXT ALERT™
A single anonymous text from the Naughty List Office™ warning them their behaviour has raised festive suspicion.
Fast, cheap, instant chaos.
How it works
1. Choose who's getting the naughty notice
Who will it be? Your mate who never replies, your sibling who steals your snacks, or that friend who's been extra chaotic this year?
2. Pick your package
Go all-in with the Full Naughty Experience™, keep it classy with a Naughty Notice™, or send a cheeky Naughty Text Alert™.
3. We deliver the mischief
Our elves print, package, post, and/or text your chosen human. You sit back and wait for the confusion, laughter, and screenshots.
Why People Love Us
✨ Harmless festive fun
✨ Totally anonymous
✨ Perfect for friends, siblings, office banter
✨ Makes excellent social content
✨ Coal option for maximum chaos
✨ Candy cane option for the “you’re naughty but not THAT naughty” vibe
✨ Harmless festive fun
✨ Totally anonymous
✨ Perfect for friends, siblings, office banter
✨ Makes excellent social content
✨ Coal option for maximum chaos
✨ Candy cane option for the “you’re naughty but not THAT naughty” vibe
What your recipient will receive!
Naughty List Notice™
A personalised official warning from the Naughty List Office™ — signed by Sprinkles O’Shenanigans himself. Funny, harmless, and very suspicious.
Coal or Candy Cane
Choose their “festive penalty”: a Lump of Coal or a Broken Candy Cane. A cheeky nudge from the elves.
Optional Text Alert
Add an anonymous Naughty List Text Alert™ for instant confusion and maximum laughter.
